All is Fire
All is Sales… All is Sales… he rambled under his breath.
“What are you on about now?”
All is Sales… All is Sales… he rambled again.
So what exactly are pre-qualifiers then?
Well if All is Sales, and everyone is Selling you on Something,
we must have a mechanism of trust no?
Firstly to qualify that what they are selling is real, and true, and good?
And if a friend tells us about them, or they are part of a pre-qualified Group,
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What are you saying?!
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If all is Sales, you can’t just GO UP to the person like a maniac.
You look crazy.
Who are you?
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But I just came up to you.
I already KNEW you!
I had prequalified you last week. You didn’t kill me last week. Very unlikely you’ll kill me today!
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All is Sales… All is Sales?
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Then what should I do? How do I pre-qualify? I want to be a Card Carrying Member of the Prequalified Group!
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That’s easy! All you gotta do is be Famous. To not be a Nobody. Nobody’s are dangerous! They’re not pre-qualified!
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So I just gotta get Pre-Qualified Famous?
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Exactly!!
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OR…
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Join a Group. A Group that is Known. And is already pre-qualified! That’s a Brand!
I’m with So and So. I’m still gonna take your money Tho!
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So all is Pre-Qualified Sales then?
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Precisely!
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I thought the line was “All is Fire”
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Sales is Fire!
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Gotcha.