Blame Games

“It’s so perfect Johnny, it just might work!” says the dictator

“Sir, how you come up with these things I’ll never know” said the General Secretary

You see, the dictator was a communist revivalist. A new regime that attempted to show the world that true pure communism could in practice work.

But the dictator himself was an absolute nark fool. Gaining debts faster than anybody could ever pay off.

His management so bad, he opened up markets not out of any purpose other than…

“Johnny, tell them prices are going up because of the open market policies. The market decided the price of flour, blame it on that”

The plan was 2 years in the making. Right before the next election. 3D chess.

“Sir if i may ask. Why don’t you use your considerable genius to actually lower the price of fluor?”

“Because Johnny that takes years. And the election is in 6 months”