El Vicco

You’re going to hell bro,

and there’s nothing I can do to protect you.

“There must be something you can do!”

Absolutely nothing. You’re an animal man.

I told you not to do it. There’s no going back now.

“Oh please! Please help!”

There is one thing….

There’s a man in Italy you could go meet to fix the royal fuck-up you just did.

“The pope?”

No. Someone even more close to the Lord…

Someone the Italians call El Vicco.

“which means?”

The Sin Sucker. He’ll get all that sin out of you like it never even happened.

He’s also good with Tax Evasion. Money Laundering.

“-_- The Mafia. You want me to go meet the Mafia? How will that fix my sins?”

Brother. There is nothing you’ve done that’s worse than El Vicco. In Comparison, God will grant you instant Clemency.

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