Perceptions

“Im simply thr best!”

Ya?

“Mhmmmm im the greatest!”

Omg realllly???

“Have you heard of him…..” - he whispered

Why are you whispering.?

“Alexander the Great!????”

Youve got to be joking

“Im his reincarnated soul ya know?”

No way

“Yes sir. I am. I know where they buried my body. The works last great secret!”

Take me to it.

“I cant its on neptune!”

Oh ya?