Psycholo-G

I once had a therapist (yes really I went to therapy) lmaoooo Anyways so i'm sitting there right. Like a few months in. Man there's so much to unpack here. Anyways i'm sitting there. And she starts to complain about her marriage right? Like telling me her husband and her are getting a divorce Her young daughter won't talk to her and random shit. And i'm sitting there thinking damn my LIFE IS WAY BETTER than hers. SHE SHOULD BE GETTING ADVICE FROM ME.

So I walked away and never went back. Life has been swell ever since. Now I write my own treatise on Psychology. I call it PsycholoG. How to be a G and live a life worth living on the TAPESTRY of life. Last night my friend and I went to get a drink and chat. Our server asked me what I do? And I said I'm an artist. An artist of life. Reality is my canvas. And I imprint myself onto it.

By the end of the chat she was like "I'm off at 11:30" lmao.