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WritingsApr 13, 2026Source article

Random Bird Flight Paths

Randomness describes a model of behavior across trials, not an absence of causes or an excuse to assign the unknown to everything.

Was it random that I walked into that hostel room and met a Brazilian Bitty?

Or did my subconscious make sure I got into the best room in the house?

Was it lucky that I developed the worlds first ai email organizer and cleaner zeroinbox.ai?

Or did I work for it?

Why is it that when good things happen to us its random.

But when bad things happen its my fault?

Its all my fault.

Everything.

Dumping a few friends that are worth zero.

And seeing the world 18 times over. All me.

No accidents.

No randoms OOPSIES.

Its all me.

You see randomness is simply a term we assign in totality to behaviors of a system over a sequence. The behavior of that system over a sequence of trials. That’s all. It’s a MODEL. If something happens on the 18th trial, there was a REASON. We just didn’t know it would happen on THAT SPECIFIC occasion. There is still a CAUSE. It didn’t just happen. We just did not know beforehand. Your lack of knowledge and ignorance is not a reason to assign unknowns to everything in the world.

You're just dumb. God is smart. GET OVER IT.

Yours truly,

The Boss,

Shayan Arman

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