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WritingsApr 10, 2026Source article

Tell her i said what?

If trees, restaurants, drinks, and movies can be rated, the narrator asks why human interactions cannot be judged the same way.

We’re allowed to rate trees out of ten

Restaurants out of ten

Drinks out of ten

Movies out of ten

Why not human interactions?

That bank teller? 3/10

I guess because it’s wrong to make fun of someone for something they cant control

But arguably looks nowadays are easier to change then personality

I hung out with this girl for 6 months and then shes like “guess how many surgeries ive had”

I had no idea!

Im telling you man.

Nowadays, with the gym, and surgery, i can change my looks faster than my personality!

Seriously.

So ya that bank tellers chubby as hell. Gimme another one.

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