WritingsMay 7, 2026Source article

The Happiness Fairy

her first tears

Man and woman seated at an outdoor restaurant — I worked as a server one summer. It was super fun. I honestly don’t know why i was hired. I ended up just chatting with everybody and not fully comprehending why everybody was in such a hurry. Turns out its because… well that’s how youre supposed to work. Didn’t know at the time lol

The happiness fairy came to sprinkle fairy dust on me,
and I said:
"Ive been happy. Now I want a Billion dollars."
and she said:
"You choose money over happiness? How horrible. Hold on let me go tell Cupid he was about to arrive as well!"
I was shocked. The love of my life was coming?
"Go tell Cupid he can shove his arrows up his ***"
the little happy fairy was about to cry. never before had a man made the happy fairy cry.. he was happiness consummate. fully happy, forever and always
"You little Devil!" the happiness fairy shreaked "I'm going to tell the Money fairy to hurry and ruin your life he will!"
I smiled and said:
"Well hurry up then you crying panzy. Nobody likes you by the way."
Tears rushed down the little fairies eyes. I went back to sleep to dream of better things.

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