The Label Maker

“So i come home one day right? And the entire house…. You wont believe it”

Omg. Stop.

“I bought Silent Bob this Label Maker so he could finally get out his thoughts. The guy walks around the apartment labeling everything!”

Hah! No way!!

“Ya so the weirdest thing is the labels arent what youd expect….”

like what?

“Well he labeled my butt stunning. And my head Evil. And my eyes beautiful. Out bed he labeled toaster. And the toaster he labeled bed!”

Thats insane. I like the butt label.

“And when my mom came over….”