The Labourer

Jon!

Jon!

For gods sake.

JON!

“Yes who is it?”

Jon its me man. Why are your eyes closed!

“Oh Benny! Been a bit. Yes im working!”

I can see that. But why are your eyes closed?

“Oh! I do some horrible things for work Benny. But i need the money. So i keep my eyes closed!“

Since when have you been working at the vaccine office!

“Oh since the pandemic! They hired me to vaxx up these children! Its honestly okay its so easy i can do it with my eyes closed!”

What happeded to your other job!

“Oh as a cop? I stopped doing that last month! They wouldnt let me keep my eyes closed.”

Ah gotcha. Well if you ever need another gig im a parking enforcement officer.