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The New New Testament

Bank Holidays
Bank Holidays

Surely youre joking

A whole month? Why june?

Because july is too hot duh

But why a whole month?

Its in the bible! And the europeans do it. Mainly the dutch. Its a bank holiday but a whole month.

Okay sure but its 100% not*** in the bible.

Oh yes it is.

Where?

Well the bible says to take sunday off, a day of rest, 6 days to create the universe, and one day off.

Okay sure. But where does it say to take a whole month off?

Its in the New New Testament. Its written by ai.

What else does the New New Testament say?

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