The News

Did you hear the news? They’ve begun bombing their main Southern Islands…

I know! I saw! Crazy.

Man they never stop hey? They’re war mongers man. Those crazy nut cases just can’t get enough.

I know man. It seems like war will never truly stop will it?

Ya but these guys are horrible! These mega-ultra-right evil fanatic lunatics.

Yes. I agree. It seems the right side will win in the end.

And… which side is that?

Of course. Of course the mega-ultra-right-conservatives are evil!

Well i’m starting to think actually you might be one of them.

Listen man. Listen war. War has to stop.

You just keep saying generalities. But of course you know one side is atrocious. Evil even!

Of course I know that! But how can we tell who is truly evil?

We all know who is evil. Except you.

But what is evil but a side? A side chosen on one or the other. Can our beliefs ever be truly evil?

Well one side kills and harms innocent people. The other does not.

Well they have as well! Have you not seen the clips from 10 years ago?

Ya okay. But come on man. This one is pretty cut and dry.

I don’t think so.

So you are on their side!

I’m not on any side man. You’re the one who brought this up.